note to world batman only broke up with me because he was too busy brooding because that is his sole purpose in life and in the world
note to the world batman only broke up with her because she malts and brings in dead animals as ‘gifts’ like some weird ass satanic ritual
#oh please selina ur sexploits arent that high on my list of things to give a fuck about
then why do you have surveillance equipment all over my apartment
note to the world batman can’t get it up 89% of the time because he’s too busy crying